oh you mean this blog isnt abandoned?

let's talk turkey bloggers. it's been something like two months since i last updated & fucking forever since i even said anything relevant up in this bitch. BUT i guess you can say i'm moderately inspired to try & start this thing back up. not having a job or vehicle offers so much artistic freedom like that.


ANYWAY I've seen & heard a ton of really bad ass things lately & let's go on a journey through what I like because fuck it it's my blog & I'll enjoy what I enjoy, you're just reading it.

Article one:
Tobacco - Fucked Up Friends 1 & 2



Some excellent audio/visual work from Black Moth Super Rainbow's Tom Fec, alternatively known as Tobacco as well as Beta Carnage & others. The videos consist of about 45 minutes or so of some slick jams from Fucked Up Friends as well as demo/early versions of songs off Tobacco's latest "Maniac Meat". In addition to the music is clips from several movies, telemercials, pornographic material involving aliens & workout videos. Tobacco has stated his music should have a sense of paranoia to it, but I think that he's a pretentious jerkoff & who cares what I think? The music, however is spot on & the visuals are entertaining as hell [what I'm trying to say is hallucinate to this shit.], I can only imagine that these videos would be really good to have if you were throwing a party or even just had some friends over for a night of drinking.

Where to Buy? to the best of my knowledge both of these DVDs were sold on various Tobacco tours & were limited to a certain number of copies. Check eBay or Craigslist if you're feeling lucky, but don't get suckered into paying an assload.



Article two: PROVIDENCE IS STILL AWESOME ALWAYS.

Load Records Presents [in 2004 lol] Pick A Winner!


Load Records is an independent eletronic/experimental/noise/what-have-you label based in Providence, RI. This dvd is a collection of videos from bands & artists on that label from Lightning Bolt to Paper Rad to White Mice. This really is a great video that can only be described as TV-Drugs, or drugs for your television. Certain videos stand out a bit more than others, I'm looking at you "My Favorite Homepage"



Unlike the previous audio/visual chicanery this DVD still is available from Load Records website. Use google because I'm lazy or work on finding a way to fix the internet so that everything obscure & awesome just comes direct to your desktop with no typing involved. kbye.





SIKE. More awesome shit about providence because providence is the best oh yes better than all the rest. LETS TALK LOCAL ACTS THAT /DONT/ SUCK.


Kokomo: Previously Ben Fino-Radin & Lyndon Cordero Lopez but more currently just Cordey & his gear. So yeah, kokomo is a one man shitstorm of dope jams all day. Dark, harsh, industrial beats so heavy they'll make you sick but so fun you'll start punching bitches in no time. Kokomo shows typically involve one of the following things happening; Destruction of perfectly good reading material, mosh pits, broken equipment & GOOD TIMES. KokoCordey really just loves to put pretty much everything he can into his performance running through the audience or moshing. I can't really call it moshing though, I'd rather call it interpretive flailing.

Math the Band: Since the start of this year it'd be safe to say I've seen math the band something like 5 or 6 times & I honestly can not wait for the next show. Currently on tour with MC Chris the Duo of Kevin & Justine rock the fuck out with casio jamz that would make Atom & his Package look tame [no I really mean this]. I've always had a love affair with the type of music they make. It's fun, it's poppy, driven by synths & guitars & lots of positivity, it's just what I want to hear. There really is something to these guys, because whenever & where ever they play I make damn sure to be there & rocking the fuck out hard enough for the whole crowd. Fuck, I can't even dance & I still manage to make that shit work when I'm hearing those tunes.


ARTICLE THREE BECAUSE SHIT I'VE BEEN WRITING FOR A WHILE.

THE FEELING

Juiceboxxx, AC Slater & Amy Douglas present one of the dopest jams I've heard in a long ass time.

No really, this shit is fucking excellent. It's like they were to take every cheesy-awesome-techno-dance-dance-revolution song & mash them together & they came out in 1993 with C&C Music Factory & Zombie Nation & everything amazing ever. No for real. Try to imagine a rave where not only is Mickey Mouse jammin' on top of a speaker, but Super Mario is macking it to bitches on the dancefloor. It's so generic that it's 100% perfect. The combination of early 90's rave music, the incendiary backing vocals of Amy Douglas & the one & only JUICEBOXXX really make this a party jam for the whole summer. Put the windows down, crank it up & bang it everywhere you can. One day when I'm a super fabulous fantastic DJ kind of guy I'm going to open a club where I play this song at least once a night every night because it's that good. DEAR 92 ETERNAL YOU GUYS SHOULD TOUR SO I CAN COME ROCK THE FUCK OUT.

Either way, seriously sick jams as well as some really awesome remixes by Luna-C, Udachi & Kastle each one holding it's own with the general feeling of the early 90's rave scene. Do yourself a favor & be on the lookout for this because you want it. Oh yes, you want it.








AND THAT'S IT GTFO WHOS TAKING ME ON TOUR WITH THEM NO ONE BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN A ROADIE OR A GROUPIE OR ANYTHING WITH AN IE AT THE END OK LATER I'LL BE BACK AT THE END OF THE YEAR TO TELL YOU WHATS GOOD [NOT RLY]