Thursday, December 25, 2008


I'M TELLIN YA'LL THIS RIGHT NOW BCUZ I LUV U
this man right here is going to do big things in 2009


CHARLES FUCKING HAMILTON DROPPING MAD KNOWLEDGE ON YOUR ASS

first & foremost this 21 year old punk has released through various blogs something like 7 different mixtapes. the samples & beats he manages to create/use remain entirely fresh & i'm just saying this right now, this guy right here is honestly going to be one of the biggest rappers ever. i mean this with all my heart, the kids got serious potential. let's just hope he never releases a record of fluff, like oh so many rappers have done recently.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

okay so i dont know if i'm going to be able to do this or not

DONTSWEATTHESTEREO
presents
THE TOP TEN BEST ALBUMS OF 2008
because honestly guys i dont know if i can even think of more than that.
but fiiiiiiirst...

HERES THREE ALBUMS THAT WERE ABSOLUTE TRASH
BURN IMMEDIATELY

3. The Faint - Fasciinatiion
honestly, guys you were doing okay what happened? it's like heres a whole bunch of retro-active 80's sounding new wavey punk that's actually good & then.. this album.
fuck you guys. gtfo

2. Islands - Arms Way
i've seen so many people give this record a good review & i'm like why? it's absolutely terrible. pretentious epic pop garbage that is almost a polar opposite of their first, good album.

1. [HI H8AZ]Kanye West - 808's & Heartbreak
the ONLY WAY this record can even be considered as anything that isnt horrible is to say that Kanye West trolled a nation of fans by putting out by far the absolute worst album he's ever managed to produce. i mean SERIOUSLY, the entire record is like dubstep lite with that god awful robot voice modulator that has NEVER been cool.

fuck you Kanye West, because you're a faggot & that means you suck a lot of dick.


OKAY THEN LETS START THE SHOW.

10. Tobacco - Fucked Up Friends
one of the more original releases of the year. the smooth greasy feeling of most of these tracks is something that hip hop & 'techno' [god how i loathe that term] have been missing for a while. i'm not here to go on about etcetc genregenre i'm here to say that this album is very great for kicking back with your friends, smoking a blunt & letting the night go wherever.

09. The Hood Internet vs Chicago
if you're not aware of it, the hood internet seems to be a group of dudes all interested in the same thing: making mash-ups using an indie rock/pop song & a more popular mainstream rap song. this record is pretty much exactly that but instead of being just single songs it plays as one long mix the whole way through. definitely good for a party as the raps are familiar enough but the instrumentals are a bit more interesting. fun to watch people when they figure out whats going on.

08. Ratatat - LP3
so i dont reeeallly listen to these guys but brian hogan does & i've heard their music in various mash-ups so i like them & this record is no exception. i like it, so does brian. we rock out to the electro-funk goodness of ratatat.

07. Charles Hamilton - The Hamiltonization Process
8 mixtapes of some of the greatest hip hop ever made? yes please. a song made entirely out of windows sounds? very yes. get on this guy, world because he's definitely going to be soaring to popularity in 2009.

06. the Mountain Goats - Satantic Messiah EP
you didnt actually think that i was going to go this whole list without some Mountain Goats did you? tMG is great, John Darnielle is the best non hip hop lyricist of the past two decades, nobody can front on that.

05. E-603 - Something for Everyone
yeah yeah, this was released last year, but i heard it this year. it's awesome. theres a full review of it on this blog so go read that if you want more information on this dude.

04. Chumbawamba - The Boy Bands Have Won
an unbelievably long title by my favorite anarchist pop stars. this record is very mellow but all the songs are just wonderful. go track this down & find out why Chumbwamba is anything but one hit wonders.

03. Diplo x Santogold - TOP RANKING
what a wonderful mix. everything from cutty ranks to aretha franklin to devo. great beats & excellent remixes by Diplo. great party music for those who like to get down & dirty on the dance floor.

02. Future Islands - Wave Like Home
what a wonderful album, what a wonderful band. one of my favorite acts to come out of baltimore since dan deacon. i'm sure seeing them with dan deacon definitely helped turn me into a fan, but it was really the shows at narwhal arms [i wrote about these shows on this blog] that made me actually really love this band. on the album their music is just great, but in concert, well it's just another thing entirely. maybe i'm biased because every member of the band is really damn cool & i've seen them 4 times this year. either way, great record.

01. the Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
obviously this is my number one album of the year. maybe it's because when the drums in Michael Meyers Resplendent kick in it's like theres a giant storm brewing underneath the recording studio. or maybe it's because theres an excellent video for Sax Rhomer #1, whatever the reason, this has been & will remain the best album to come out of this year. definitely not as good as the early angry mountain goats, but as far as their post 4AD recordings goes it goes like this

1. We Shall All Be Healed
2. Heretic Pride
3. Tallahassee

SO I THINK THATS PRETTY GOOD, OK

OKAY SHOWS OVER GTFO

Sunday, December 7, 2008

this is it guys my final draft of the girl talk article*

*interview coming soon because gregg showed up late leaving no time for me to interview him. also submit any grammatical errors or anything else you might notice if you'd like to me. thank you.

Okay dear friends. Girl Talk. If you havent heard this man yet, where have to been living? Seriously, touring & flying to almost superstar status without any sort of commercial marketing. Girl Talk, or Gregg Gillis if you want to get technical is a brilliant mind. An ex-biomedical engineer from Pittsburg PA, Gregg got his start making glitchy abominations of pop & rap music. You probably didnt hear this record. He was playing mostly art galleries & other art/music collectives throughout various cities. Hidden throughout Providence & other cities in the country & wonderful gems disguised as loft apartments & warehouses are where some of the hottest & sweatiest dance parties can be found. But that's not what we're talking about, Girl Talk has climbed his way through the ranks & managed to land larger shows in larger venues. I'll be the first to admit, I never got to see any of his earlier, smaller shows & that my friends, is a damn shame. It's not a shame that Gregg is getting popular, it's quite amazing & great for him. Though, without this undergroud (for lack of a better word) art/music scene Gregg would've never gotten his start & these places are going quite unrecognized & even destroyed in many areas. Not quite destroyed, but renovated & turned into loft apartments & condos, overpriced ones at that. But again, I digress.

Gregg's second CD "Unstoppable" is where you really start to notice just how capable he is of mixing music together. Unlike "Night Ripper" & "Feed the Animals" "Unstoppable" is not one long track to be played in order, it's just a fun ride through a whole ton of great music. Still glitchy, but using that to his advantage to create unbelievable beats using lyricists vocals, plenty of drums & a good amount of bass, all the while keeping it glitchy & fun.

"Night Ripper" I guess is where you could say Girl Talk really came into his own. I can still remember the night I heard it & how wonderful it was. Being quite the musical snob, I am generally very picky about what I'm listening to. Girl Talk didnt give me time to be picky. He was going everywhere. Boston, Ludachris, Biggy, Neutral Milk Hotel, Elton John & that's just naming a few. It was an entirely amazing mix of everything under the sun & to top it all off, it was fun as hell to dance to. I went to my first Girl Talk show shortly thereafter, it was at the now defunct Living Room which is a mostly punk venue from my experience, definitely not the smallest I've been to in Providence. The show was great, somehow I managed to walk into the backstage area & end up drinking Jack Daniels with Gregg & Dan Deacon. When he went on, so many fans rushed the stage the power went out. After that was all settled it was just a great dance party for the rest of the night, most of which I spent on stage dancing & generally having a blast.

"Feed the Animals" is the Fourth & most recent record made by Girl Talk. Just like Night Ripper it's to be played as one long dope as ever track. Seriously, if you can't dance to this music just get out. How do you explain it? I mean, we got the Unicorns, Lil Wayne, Twisted Sister, Faith No More, Wu Tang Clan, & an incredible mash of "Roc Boys" by Jay-Z with "Paranoid Android" by Radiohead as the underlying beat. Mind you, that's only half of the first half of the record. Not to mention this is FREE. You can pay whatever you want for it, just like Radiohead did earlier this year. If you pay a certain amount you get the actual CD as well as high quality mp3s, though in all honesty if you're using .flac files to play your music, either you have an epic system or you just love wasting your harddrive space.

That being said, lets go back to what I said about no commercial success. Outside of a recent "I'm a PC" advertisement for Microsoft, Girl Talk isnt getting played on any radio stations or music television channels. But, how can this be? Why, 95.5 WBRU are the ones holding this concert at Lupos, how does that make sense? To be completely honest, it doesn't. I'm not trying to disrespect BRU, it is one of the better local stations in Rhode Island, however, they dont play the music I enjoy. Though, they're holding a concert for Girl Talk even though they cant really play his music on their station. It's blatent copyright infringement. Though in the same sense, it really isnt. He's making music his own by meticulously mixing each & every sample at the right moment with the right sample, the end result being that of a masterfully produced consistant flow of brilliant party jams guaranteed to make even the most elitist music snob's happy to be there & jamming out.

His technique is not a terribly new thing, the "mash-up" genre of music has been around for decades with groups such as Negativland, the Tape Beatles & the Evolution Control Committee but never before has any artist managed to let every sample flow flawlessly with each & every sample. The trick here being the drums, keeping the tempo & beat of the songs are countless drum samples strategically placed to keep the songs flowing, the end results being a downright club-banging-party-jam that anyone can enjoy.


11/29/08
I hate to sound like a prick, or an elitist, or anything terrible, but honestly tonight's show was a giant letdown. Lupos isnt a big venue, but it's certainly bigger than places like the (now defunct) Living Room or Narwhal Arms. Everyone there was basically inspired by youtube to be a fucking retard. Getting on stage was basically the worst move ever & I'm pretty sure a fight broke out. I also didnt have a chance to interview Gregg due to hassles with Lupos security. Anyway, if you were on the stage you might have been one of the four to five people who fell around me & couldnt get up. It was a legitimate blur of people, no longer a party but a combat zone as one guy stated. To top it all off, the further back on the stage you are the less you're hearing. Great job everyone at Lupos, seriously. You knew what was going to happen, why not let him play on the floor? Either way it would have been ridiculous just due to the fact that the set was less than an hour long. Thats right kids, a Girl Talk show got out before 10pm on a Saturday.

Nothing Gregg did tonight made me less of a fan of his music. What the unbelievably large crowd did made me less of a fan of his performances. I certainly appreciate his music & what he's doing for music as a whole, but lets face it, being tossed around, falling down, or getting injured in any way isnt really what the show should be. How the hell are you going to dance if you're getting crushed & pushed around all night? It would have been just a little bit better if people could have gotten their shit together & generally not act retarded, but still, there were xteen year old girls puking before Gregg even hit the stage, so obviously it was going to be a trainwreck.

A big problem I noticed was security holding down/moving Greggs table from side to side. This caused people to get pushed back creating almost a wave of people falling down. Girl Talk is a great musician & his music is fun for everybody ever, I highly suggest you listen to him, but dear god stop going to shows. In 2004 Gregg was playing in peoples apartments & lofts, now he's playing larger much nicer venues but it's harder for him to really perform I think.

If you take a second to search youtube for girl talk stuff you'll eventually come across footage of shows from the early days. The best example I can give is the video for Touch 2 Feel as it's basically all footage from before unstoppable came out. Though, I believe that Gregg is almost as ironic as a musician as his mixes are, what I mean by that is that while he can never be played on any radio station, BRU is not only holding him a concert but it's sold out & shit gets super out of control. He's bringing the underground to the mainstream & it's cool, but it's getting out of hand. I spent most of the night up on the balcony watching as a sea of people couldnt even move for themselves. It looked like they were all tied together & could only move together, think the Mighty Ducks.

12/6/08
For comparison I went back to Lupos a week later, security wasn't very much fun, the show however, was. Starting on a bad note, I went in with tensions rising, to say the very least I was upset. I would just like to say that Lupos is an awful venue with awful staff. Maybe it was just the night, because of the band that was playing, or maybe they're just all douchebags. Whatever the reason I managed to get hassled by a bouncer (including but not limited to an extended pat down & things of mine pocketed by the bouncer.), I got to listen to the lady outside in control of the smoking section talk about how she likes to kick people out & a bouncer/security guard elbowed me out of the way after the show was over so he could put a trash can down behind where I was standing, at least he said excuse me while he was doing this.

The Girl Talk show was very lax on security because I'm thinking they thought, "Hey, these acts arent going to bring any violence let's overbook the venue & not care, woo-hoo!" which, I guess is a great way to run a Girl Talk show, but it was a free for all, all night. Another major issue was sound in the venue, if you got pushed to the back of the stage you weren't hearing a god damned thing. So everyone is getting pushed & shoved & I guess trying to "dance" but it's all a blur. It was too crowded, understaffed & just not what a Girl Talk show should be. I hate to say it, but Lupos as a venue is too nice.

Final thoughts on the matter, if you're going to see Girl Talk try for either a Festival or a small venue. I hate saying it because I've said it about almost every last one of my favorite musical acts. I dont even know why I dont like larger or more posh venues, I prefer more intimate shows I guess. Maybe I'm just a snob, whatever the case I think the problem here is that Girl Talk is getting mainstream, which is great for him with no commercial help what so ever but it just means that the shows are going to get bigger & bigger. Still, it's all good for him, I just doubt I'd want to see him anywhere that fits more than 300 people.


***

Monday, November 24, 2008

yeah yeah yeah

i've not updated in a while.

the dudes who made wonder showzen & xavier apparently put out a record. it's interesting, but nothing to write home about.

it's really obnoxious & noisy, but still a decent time. there's not a terrible amount of noise or glitch so it's not painful to listen to. however, kanye west's new cd is painful to listen to. practically none of the songs are any good at all & pretty much none of them are any bit up beat or even fun to listen to. i feel as if listening to it i gained nothing, nor did i hear any good rhymes or anything even the least bit clever. hell, one song really didnt even sound like it belonged on a so called rappers cd, it was some bizarre almost indie ballad of sorts called robocop.

i guess i'm not a big fan of the whole computer microphone thing because it's played like fuck.


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the decemberists are doing a singles series. the first in the series "always the bridesmaid" isnt half bad. i'm looking forward to the rest of the series. theres also a bitchin cover of "i'm sticking with you" on the cd, while it is great, i think i might have heard too much of the song this year.


big dumb face is a band that doesnt get enough credit ever. duke lion fights the terror is one of the best albums with no definitive genre i've heard in a good long time.







oh, this is what i've got written for the girl talk show that's saturday. if you think of a question you'd like me to ask him please let me know about it.


Okay dear friends. Girl Talk. If you havent heard this man yet, where have to been living? Seriously, touring & flying to almost superstar status without any sort of commercial marketing. Girl Talk, or Gregg Gillis if you want to get technical is a brilliant mind. An ex-biomedical engineer from Pittsburg PA, Gregg got his start making glitchy abominations of pop & rap music. You probably didnt hear this record. He was playing mostly art galleries & other art/music collectives throughout various cities. Hidden throughout Providence & other cities in the country & wonderful gems disguised as loft apartments & warehouses are where some of the hottest & sweatiest dance parties can be found. But that's not what we're talking about, Girl Talk has climbed his way through the ranks & managed to land larger shows in larger venues. I'll be the first to admit, I never got to see any of his earlier, smaller shows & that my friends, is a damn shame. It's not a shame that Gregg is getting popular, it's quite amazing & great for him. Though, without this undergroud (for lack of a better word) art/music scene is going quite unrecognized & even destroyed in many areas. Not quite destroyed, but renovated & turned into loft apartments & condos, overpriced ones at that. But again, I digress.

Gregg's second CD "Unstoppable" is where you really start to notice just how capable he is of mixing music together. Unlike "Night Ripper" & "Feed the Animals" "Unstoppable" is not one long track to be played in order, it's just a fun ride through a whole ton of great music. Still glitchy, but using that to his advantage to create unbelievable beats using lyricists vocals, plenty of drums & a good amount of bass, all the while keeping it glitchy & fun.

"Night Ripper" I guess is where you could say Girl Talk really came into his own. I can still remember the night I heard it & how wonderful it was. Being quite the musical snob, I am generally very picky about what I'm listening to. Girl Talk didnt give me time to be picky. He was going everywhere. Boston, Ludachris, Biggy, Neutral Milk Hotel, Elton John & that's just naming a few. It was an entirely amazing mix of everything under the sun & to top it all off, it was fun as hell to dance to. I went to my first Girl Talk show shortly thereafter, it was at the now defunct Living Room which is a mostly punk venue from my experience, definitely not the smallest I've been to in Providence. The show was great, somehow I managed to walk into the backstage area & end up drinking Jack Daniels with him. When he went on, so many fans rushed the stage the power went out. After that was all settled it was just a great dance party for the rest of the night, most of which I spent on stage dancing & generally having a blast.

"Feed the Animals" is the Fourth & most recent record made by Girl Talk. Just like Night Ripper it's to be played as one long dope as ever track. Seriously, if you can't dance to this music just get out. How do you explain it? I mean, we got the Unicorns, Lil Wayne, Twisted Sister, Faith No More, Wu Tang Clan, & an incredible mash of "Roc Boys" by Jay-Z with "Paranoid Android" by Radiohead as the underlying beat. Mind you, that's only half of the first half of the record. Not to mention this is FREE. You can pay whatever you want for it, just like Radiohead did earlier this year. If you pay a certain amount you get the actual CD as well as high quality mp3s, though in all honesty if you're using .flac files to play your music, either you have an epic system or you just love wasting your harddrive space.

That being said, lets go back to what I said about no commercial success. Outside of a recent "I'm a PC" advertisement for Microsoft, Girl Talk isnt getting played on any radio stations or music television channels. But, how can this be? Why, 95.5 WBRU are the ones holding this concert at Lupos, how does that make sense? To be completely honest, it doesn't. I'm not trying to disrespect BRU, it is one of the better local stations in Rhode Island, however, they dont play the music I enjoy. Though, they're holding a concert for Girl Talk even though they cant really play his music on their station. It's blatent copyright infringement. Though in the same sense, it really isnt. He's making music his own by meticulously mixing each & every sample at the right moment with the right sample, the end result being that of a masterfully produced consistant flow of brilliant party jams guaranteed to make even the most elitist music snob's happy to be there & jamming out.

His technique is not a terribly new thing, the "mash-up" genre of music has been around for decades with groups such as Negativland, the Tape Beatles & the Evolution Control Committee but never before has any artist managed to let every sample flow flawlessly with each & every sample. The trick here being the drums, keeping the tempo & beat of the songs are countless drum samples strategically placed to keep the songs flowing, the end results being a downright club-banging-party-jam that anyone can enjoy.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

i feel like i've almost got to apologize to baltimore

ROUND ROBIN, MASS ART. OCTOBER THIRD TWO THOUSAND EIGHT.

okay so we got like

height
future islands
videohippos
dj dog dick
nuclear power pants
dan deacon
height
blood baby
double dagger
lizz king
adventure
& i'm sure i've forgotten more than a few.

i cant tell you what everyone played, or what the fuck happened. but i'm basically in love with lizz king. her videos were absolutely amazing & magic. keep an eye out for her stuff, she's got serious talent. future islands was great. i remember they were playing & i was walking to the bathroom when i saw manny of the last future islands show in providence fame. so i chased him down to the front row of where future islands was playing. he recognized me & we danced with sammy for the duration of the song.

if you dont know, the bands were all set up around the perimeter of the room & when their light came on they played a song. there was a specific rotation, but it was not clockwise or counterclockwise. thankfully, i learned when dan would be playing early, so i was up front for every song i saw him perform. this took a toll on my back, but it was worth it. i danced like a mad man & sung along with dan & the crowd. he played wham city last & we all rocked out. i'm actually in a few photos i found on flickr. i hope more people post their pictures & videos i saw being recorded.

when i showed up i was confused cause i didnt know who was going to be waiting for me to help us carry the veggie oil from the car a few blocks over. sammy from future islands saw me almost immediately & came over to hug me. we talked for a minute & he told me & chris where to store the oil so we trekked back to the car & smoked a joint on the walk. 10 minutes later our arms were tired & we were dropping the oil off. another 10 minutes & we're checked off on the guest list & walking into the venue. we had a chance to check everything out before being kicked out because they werent supposed to be letting people in. we respectfully leave & re-enter when its safe.

all 55~ musicians/artists circled around the crowd & did some neat prayer-esque things as well as connected hands & walked circles around the crowd.

then there was loud music, adventure, dan deacon, future islands, AMAZING. everything was lovely. eventually my pals from boston showed up & we took a walk to the fenway river to smoke some herb. got back to the show, danced a bit. dan deacon played more. dog dick played a song with a very strange looking toy/circuit bent instrument type thing & rocked the place. i held shit down for dan deacon, heres some pictures thanks to dreamsofboston on flickr. i fucked with the lighting a bit just because well, lets face it. i'm kind of a photoshop/myspace whore.

dreamsofboston@flickr holding the table down with a few hundred friends.

&

under the light. photo by dreamsofboston@flickr, photoshop by me.


i also took some pictures with my crappy camera on my phone, so i guess i'll go ahead & post them here.


dog dick


sammy from future islands is basically my best friend.


dan deacon getting ready for wham city.


okay that's really all. the show was basically too amazing that my words would honestly would not be able to even come close to explaining how awesome it was.

OK GOOD NIGHT THANK YOU COME AGAIN.

ps hi everyone on the round robin tour, come back to new england [more specifically providence]

Sunday, September 28, 2008

um holy shit?

so this isnt a review or anything special, but uh. 1. i'm going to see girl talk in november for free since i'll be on the guest list. 2. i'm getting fucking published.


FUCK YEAH.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

PROVIDENCE RIPS MY FACE OFF. LITERALLY.

okay! it's that time once again! i'm back from a super sick amazing awesome incredible show & i'm here to tell you about it!

NINETWENTYFOURNARWHALARMSPROVIDANCE
the lineup was as follows
RAINBRO
NARWHALZ [of sound]
DJ DOG DICK
JUICEBOXXX
ADVENTURE
FUTURE ISLANDS


Rainbro's set was probably the most chillout noise thing i've ever heard. i dont know exactly how to describe it, it looked like he was using an old computer keyboard or something to make the music he was playing. his set started early so not many people got to witness it, either way, he was a pretty neat dude. i really liked when he started glitching windchimes & other powerful wall of sound noises together.

after Rainbro, Narwhalz went on. i can only describe them by asking you to do me one favor. picture this: noisecore made with gameboys. yes, i am serious. this was one of the cooler things i've seen all year. i've always been fascinated with how people make music/noise with gameboys. it all started a long ass time ago when i discovered nullsleep. this is not anything like nullsleep. this is almost as if venetian snares & stuntrock had a kid but he came out as a yellow gameboy color. when Narwhalz dropped the beat the dancing just came through. it was a really great time. at the end of his set he started talking & joking, eventually saying that he smoked too much weed. since i appreciate that i pumped my fist in the air & he started to just insult me until he stopped talking. so obviously after his set i had to walk up & shake his hand. it was lovely, we all laughed & lost hearing in our ears & danced a little when he stopped giving a fuck & dropped the fucking beat.

from Narwhalz to DJ DOG DICK i was hanging out in the back & eventually Michael [see my last post about a future islands show at narwhal arms] & his buddies were sparking a blunt to some biggie, so i popped down on a couch next to the bass player from future islands & blazed up with those dudes. "gotta love a good rotation" seriously, it was like a figure threven. so DJ DOG DICK comes on & one of the dudes i was smoking with was like JOHN CUSACK! which was hysterical because at a glance he did look very similar to him.

i guess DJ DOG DICK did some noisy stuff, but at the same time he started to rap & sing & dance a little bit. over all it was pretty cool & i would see him again given the chance.

next up we had JUICEBOXXX who'd already drank 4 pre mixed kaluha white russians so he was self admitted sick to his stomach & we were all going to be disappointed as fuck. after warming himself up to Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen he kicked the show into full fucking effect & jammed the night away. running & rapping & dancing through the crowd you could just tell he was having an absolute blast, not to mention he was obviously wasted. the wasted definitely came into play at the very end of his set when he decided it'd be a great idea to remove both my hat & my glasses in a spiralling motion from my face.

Adventure was up next & boy oh boy was it neat. he played a bunch of songs with a keyboard & a mac & it was very dancy & fun & i had a great time. i'm pretty sure he finished his set with a cover of the neverending story theme song which basically just made me flip my shit. prior to his set he actually came out to the hallway where i'd walked to get a little air & have a smoke & apologized for Juice's behavior, which made me laugh only because i didnt really care as it entertained me & everyone else was also having a good time & the vibes were amazing.

finally Future Islands played. before the set i smoked a blunt & a clear joint with some new friends named mark & manny, two brothers from mass who brought out a ton of people & had just seen Future Islands the night before. sammy of future islands is also really damn good at rolling cigarettes cause i didnt even see him roll one right before they went on. they played beach foam followed by old friend which was great. they played pinnochio & told a story about 3 years ago in providence with dan deacon & 10 to 15 unenthusiastic kids who danced for dan. everything was positive & fun & wonderful & we were all dancing & having a wonderful time. they played nu autobahn & i was excited to hear that providence should be considered for the nu autobahn that connects all the great party cities. finally they played little dreamer to slow the set down to a stop. it's a song that obviously connects to most people, obviously myself. we all have someone we dream about & thats what the song is all about. oh yeah, heart grows old was in there somewhere as well, another great song about that one person who you love but you hate & can not stand. they might of played another song, but you know all that fun dance adrenaline, pot, & booze & well, you've got a short term memory issue.

over all it was a really great show & a lot of really great stuff happened. hopefully some pictures will surface. either way, a wonderfully memorable event with many mental pictures & notes that i will remember for a long time.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

hay guiyzes heres some more mash up stuff that you cant get enough of.

it seems like the whole ADD-mash thing has been a pretty popular trend in music as of late.


this is speaky. he's also from PA & he also makes mash up musics. wow! he's a super neat guy with his vespas & antlers. i guess he's just trying to make fun music for himself, really. i dont think he really cares what he's doing, but he's pretty decent at doing that. it's not like he'll be doing any shows [maybe he'll play his friends house parties & have the fun girl talk did.] but this shit is still fun as fuck. a lot of very recognizable samples taken & re-fixed to sound different. stealing single notes from sweet child of mine to make your own glitched up beat, only to seconds later kick in the original solo. i dont know what to say really other than this is music for jumping around in your boxers on a tennis court at night. honest.


now this is the joint. what i mean is, this is what people thought was feed the animals earlier this year. well at least one of the fake leaks. i remember at the time i never heard any fake leaks, just knew that they existed. a week or so before feed the animals was slated for web release i was in a friends car & heard "feed the animals" & these people honestly believed that the songs were girl talk. i'm not saying that it wasnt an honest mistake, or easily mixed up or anything, but everyone should know by now that girl talk is the only mash up producer guy who can actually make the shit sound ultra professional. almost as if everyone ever is in the studio with him, except it's just him & a laptop anywhere.

i'm getting off topic. mashcore v2 was feed the animals & i'm still not sure why. i dont think mr speaky had anything to do with it & instead i think someone was just trying to prank anyone who's a fan of girl talk. but i mean it all comes down to the simple fact that i am absolutely in love with variety. bite sized music is the best thing for me because i can hear a plethora of new & old music in a 3 minute period. & 90% of the time the mashup version is much better than the original [this goes for all rap any mashup guy uses. i mean this.]



okay so lets break it down for you. there are good alternatives to girl talk, these alternatives are................


http://www.worshipludachrist.com - ludachrist - BANGFEST v1 [which means theres a v2 on the way?]
http://www.e-603.com - e-603 really nerdy white hipster type dude interested in mostly indie music, some really good combinations here.
http://www.myspace.com/speakymusic - what i wrote about today, both records fo free here.


OKAY I AM DONE GOODBYE NEXT TIME I PROMISE I WONT WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT MASHUPS CAUSE ALL YOU ZERO READERS ARE SO BORED OF IT.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

the obligitory i havent written anything lately

well here we are, september. i've heard some decent musics & you should already know about it.

ear pwr - i like tacos & beach is most definitely the most fun record i've heard all summer [yes, more fun than girl talk, tyvvm].

a clip from bangfest that i've been trying to identify forever was finally ID'd for me by a sw8 buddy of mine & now i have a new jam

does it offend you, yeah?
definitely a hipster dance paradise. loud noisy elctro jamz.

i dont have anything else really to say. theres a new mountain goats song on pitchfork thats pretty good. i dont typically like pitchfork, but who the fuck am i to judge internet critics. especially the ones who get paid to do what they're doing.


oh yes. something i realized recently, my year in concerts [if all works out]

dan deacon [bunch of bands i dont remember]
girl talk [passion pit, pretty neat doods from boston]
dan deacon [javelin & future islands & notendo & another band i forgot]
future islands [javelin & EAR PWR & killer whales & lycaon pictus & that taaiga]
future islands [adventure, september 23rd?]
dan deacon [BALTIMORE ROUND ROBIN, hey hey future islands AGAIN october 3rd]
girl talk

what a lovely time to be me.

Friday, August 15, 2008

PROVIDENCE SPITS HOT FIRE

for once in my life i can finally say i've seen a completely awesome dance party rager best concert ever overjoyed with happiness & fun, positivity everywhere. dont get me wrong, i've seen some wonderful shows. the mountain goats have yet to disappoint me in concert, especially with zoop being one of the best times of my life. dan deacon has never disappointed me either & the only disappointment girl talk has given me is girl talk for the simple fact that he doesnt come around often enough.

last time i went to see dan deacon [may something at building 16 in olneyville] i was pretty pumped for the show & i managed to hear 3 bands that i really enjoyed, two of which were completely new to me. those two bands were javelin & future islands. javelin is a tropical calypso fun time dance yr ass off & enjoy yourself duo from providence & future islands is an epic rock & roll with synthesizers trio [although when i saw them in may i coulda sworn they had a drummer.. coulda just been my cloudy imagination.]

i've wanted to see javelin all summer & when i finally noticed they'd be playing at "the corner of matthewson & washington" in providence it was an opportunity i just couldnt pass up. i got into town a little earlier than planned so i made a quick stop at trinity for a beer, getting lost in the process. eventually i took off & got some pizza then had a few more beers at a bar preeeeetty close to the space. finally i made my way up to the space the wrong way but no one seemed to mind & let me walk up through the wrong way basically [lol newfags].

i wrote a little bit about the show during & the morning after, the bands that played were:

killer whales
taaiga [sic?]
lycaon pictus
ear pwr [oh what a good time, i love you guys. come back soon please!]
future islands
javelin

killer whales was first & boy were they full of pep. it was quite wonderful, in the middle of their set someone had sparked a blunt closish to me, i noticed it & eventually was handed it by a crossdresser who ironically shares my name. also not so ironically he runs a vintage clothing shop in providence ["we sell mens clothes, too"] i might have to check out. it's unfortunate i couldnt tell you what this band was playing, because it was lovely dance punk fun, just like i wanted. a great warmup for what was to come.

the next band was taaiga, power pop with dope buildups. eventually some of the owners of the space provided a horns section for some songs which was really cool because i love horns to death. dancing my ass off i eventually find blunt #2 mikey & his boys once more. i'm really starting to feel the burn now. i'm sweating like a motherfucker, but it's all good, a few days ago at work i stole a pair of cotton gloves & cut the fingers off of em the equivalent of towel palms/backhands. not only is it a fashion statement, but it's practical.

lycaon pictus was pretty good, most of the band had pretty excellent facial hair. unfortunately it was around this time someone pulled the fire alarm thing & basically a strobing light, complete with rhythmic ringing sound began. UH OH THE PROVIDENCE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS COMING. so lycaon pictus starts fooling around with the rhythm from the ringing & their regular instruments, eventually telling us we had to leave so they were gonna play a song for us to exit to. the whole crowd was okay with it, everyone kind of just took off & made it look like there wasnt a party happening somewhere. it was excellent walking out of the place hearing the sirens coming. kinda like we're all escaping or something.

so maybe a half hour later, after some more pizza me & many others began to make their way back in. i actually happened to be in the right place at the right time in hearing "well we're gonna start letting people back in" before most everyone. lycaon pictus played a few more songs & we all had fun.

"oh man, providence... cant even put it into words."
-dvn pwr of ear pwr

ear power was really cool. raving everywhere having an absolute blast. i really love you guys & just like you couldnt put providence into words & do it justice, that's how i feel about your preformance. the megaphone was honestly a lovely touch. honestly, you guys just brought the party so much that i had to take my shirt off & act like a buffoon with two other complete strangers. it was a pretty dope time, but boy was i sweaty. who cares, i must've lost fifty pounds.

future islands was incredible.. they'll be back in a month & a half [WITH DAN DEACON]? GO. i couldnt really tell you the names of what they played, but it was still one of the best preformances i've seen from them so far, they did however open up with "old friend" so i obviously did the dancing equivalent of pouring a fourty out for my dead homiez/gone friends.

javelin finally came on with a little delay & fucked up false starts, they finally have shit ready, so they're jamming & its great. they played soda popinski & i lost my shit, spinning my shirt over my head & dancing in front of their 3 and a half foot stack of hyphy as fuck, spraypainted boomboxes. at one point tom from javelin was on top of a bass drum dancing & singing while george did his thing on the floor. they played susie cues & oh centra then they ended, but it still wasn't over. everyone was having a wonderful time, why make it stop so soon[lol 2am]? after checking the police situation they were granted another song, they played STD fury which is a great song to get stupid to. they ended the set with vibrationz & everyone made their way to the door.

when i got back to my friends house [thanks for missing out pal] i told him, since he'd asked earlier when i played some javelin for him "how does one perform this?" i finally had a really good answer "very energetically on top of a bass drum in a loft."

it's a real shame walking around providence sometimes, you can almost always find a place where there was probably art going on & yet, it's being renovated into condos & high priced apartments. there's already an article about this so i'm not going to go on forever, i just want to say KEEP PROVIDENCE FRESH.


final thought: a++++++++++++ would jam a million times over iheartuprovidence

ps: if my friends from ear pwr happen to see this page, yall'z need to get yo film developed & digitally available sometime soon plz :)

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES NOW LEAVE <#33#########3 jkheartuall

Thursday, July 31, 2008

HOO HA, GOTCHU ALL IN CHECK

not rly.


um, this came out of nowhere & everything, as i really dont listen to this garbage, i mean GABBA anymore. for some reason it barely interests me, even if it's probably the most punk of all electronic genres [unless we're talking breakcore, but then again...*]. a whole lot of gabba is dancefloor compatible however at the same time it's really tough to dance to. it's loud, noisy, hoovers in your fucking ear, glitches everywhere but somehow you're still raving. this record isnt really like that at all. it's very breakcore, but at the same time the guy's throwing everything in there, certain parts are downtempo hip hop jamz that are perfect for horror movies. eventually it picks up, the jungle drums [amen breaks like it isnt anyones business] pop in & you're just jamming. that's when the bass kicks in & you're somewhere else, vibrating faster & harder than your mothers dildo.

top it all off with some samples of MCs or ironic pop music & you have this record in a nutshell. so i guess if you're looking for some really decent gabba/breakcore/jungle shit then hit up archive.org & look for Broken Beats by Gammenni Amenassi.



in other news, the human highways cd is really good for relaxing but not for playing GTA4.


THANKYOUGOODNIGHT.








*semi-useless tangent about how breakcore & gabba have learned to love each other & are now borrowing certain elements from either genre

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

YEAR OF THE DISAPPOINTMENT

the new The Faint cd is absolute garbage. i ended up listening to two tracks from it & then deleting it, it was that bad. at least the Islands cd had a couple good songs on it & i managed to get nearly all the way through before deleting it from my computer. the faint's new cd is just fucking unbearable. what the fuck happened? seriously? wet from birth was like one of my favorite indietronica records for the longest time, i didnt think they could go down in flames like they did. oh well, if you like shitty music then you'll LOVE the new faint cd. it's so bad i dont even remember what it's called. seriously, it's garbage. it'd be more entertaining if it were used as a frisbee or firewood.

in other news, i peeped The Sounds of Science by the Beastie Boys & it brought back quite a few fun memories of when i was a youth. truth be told, this was probably one of the first albums i ever bought. i still remember walking into strawberrys [later turned into an FYE], seeing it, buying it & immediately jamming the fuck out. i remember when i was a 'kid' there were a few songs i really didnt like at all, but going back to the album now i cant really find any of those songs, i like just about everything on this record. the beasties were/are still some of the best rappers alive. it's not like they're unbelievably fast or anything, but god damn they're clever. it's funny to think they started out as a hardcore band way back when, especially considering they're possibly the ONLY rap pioneers who are still recording/touring/alive.

some of my 'new' favorite songs on this album are songs i used to skip over just about every time they came on, funny to think about stuff like that. how musical taste progresses & changes with age. the beasties are some of the only musicians who've held up to my test of time. there's never been a time when i didnt like them & honestly, theres only a couple artists that i can say that for, most of which i've only known about for two or three years now, i've been listening to the beasties since i was like 12. it kinda makes me think about what the original beasties fans think, you know? like the people who were there from the beginning when they were a punk band & played short, fast & loud music, rather than their brand of punk-rap. either way, if you havent yet, get your hands on the sounds of science as i am convinced it will turn anyone who isnt a fan/hasnt heard them before into a fan.

on the other side of the globe we've got those wacky anarchists Chumbawamba with the Boy Bands have Won. first we'll talk about the title of this record. the full title is: The Boy Bands Have Won, And All The Copyists And The Tribute Bands And The TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture To Be Shaped By Mimicry, Whether From Lack Of Ideas Or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try To Freeze Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket And Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It To The Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, Or Hold Art And Music And Literature As Fixed, Untouchable And Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try To 'Guard' Any Particular Form Of Music Are, Like The Copyists And Manufactured Bands, Doing It The Worst Disservice, Because The Only Thing That You Can Do To Music That Will Damage It Is Not To Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, And The Boy Bands Have Won.

yes, that's the full title of the new chumbawamba record. kinda makes you think a little now doesnt it? really now, when you hear chumbawamba mentioned most anyone will instantly think "I GET KNOCKED DOWN..etcetc ad nauseum" & be turned off to the idea of even trying to listen to anything else they've ever done. when i first heard tubthumper i remember thinking "wow, everything other than tubthumping has serious meaning behind it, these people are legit musicians" the truth is, that even tubthumping had meaning behind it, but due to certain laws or something the liner notes of the record were severely censored so to speak & so most of that meaning i was talking about ended up getting lost in translation & chumbawamba was written off as a one hit wonder, never to be heard from again.

i mean, i dont really blame america for not really believing in chumbawamba & i most certainly dont blame chumbawamba for giving up on america. after touring here & seeing what it's like chumbawamba released another record called WYSIWYG [or, what you see is what you get], it was an accurate portrayal of life in america. the first track "i'm with stupid" really hit the nail on the head as to why chumbawamba hates america & is never coming back. it's quite unfortunate when i think about this, because i would really love to see these guys play. but either, you know about chumbawamba & the way they are OR you know they get knocked down but get up again & again & again.

anyway, that's got fuck all to do with the new cd. i'm only half way through or so, but they've been hating on everything. the second track "Add Me" is an anti-myspace song, the chorus singing "i dont like people but i like to pretend, would you like to add me as a friend?" just proves that while they may not be the dead set anarchists they were when they released "pictures of starving children sell records" after Live Aid, when they were still a punk band, they're still thinking about it. they still believe in everything they believed in & the new songs are just more elaboration on that.

the instrumentation on the record is also quite amazing, reaching back into their catalog to revisit styles from un & WYSIWYG all the while still making it sound new & fresh. so far there hasnt been one song on this record that i dont like. but then again, i've got a thing for guitars, accordians, & horns, as well as the sweet female vocals that appear on nearly every track. oh yeah, i forgot to mention this: the new faint cd is 10 songs long, the new chumbawamba joint? 25 tracks. yeah, suck on that, the faint. so yeah, basically track this shit down because it's really good if youre into that sort of thing & if not, then i dont know, go download the new faint cd because you probably like sucking dick & that record does a whole lot of that.*




*& that right there folks is why i'm never going to be writing for any music magazines.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

lets hope we're done talking about girl talk-esque music for a little while

or at least until august when e-603's new joint drops.

let's talk about other music though. we'll kick it off today with "Arms Way" by Islands.

seriously islands, what the FUCK happened? you used to be awesome & amazing & now you're garbage. i dont even think i listened to this whole cd before i deleted it from my computer. the first half was all right, but the end just started sucking way too much for me to even care about the record. i dont even know how to describe it, i mean, i guess it sounds like an islands record without any of the good influences of the first islands record.

theres a bunch of dramarama surrounding this band & the members. first the unicorns break up & jaime & mark go off to form islands, shortly after islands first cd is released mark leave islands & they get a new drummer & practically fall off the face of the earth [seriously, this record leaked in like april or something & i just found out about it a couple weeks back].

so yeah, if you like absolute garbage run out & get Arms Way by Islands because it's probably the shittiest ever thing that's flown through my ears recently, with the exception of Night by the Gerogerigegege, but that only wins by default because it's a legitimate recording of a man taking a dump... & IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN ISLANDS NEW CD.

next up we've got Diplo & Santogold with "Top Ranking: A Diplo Dub".
basically, this mix is kind of like what Diplo did for MIA way back when [Piracy Funds Terrorism, for those of you not in the know]. Diplo has to be one of the more eclectic DJs of our time [people like girl talk & e-603 are out for obvious reasons], this mix is no different, diplo manages to jam pack a whole bunch of santogold, some cutty ranks, DEVO, aretha franklin, desmond dekker & THE FUCKING B-52S into an hour & fifteen minutes, all the while keeping it hippin' & a hoppin' all the way through.

i dont typically listen to DJ's or mixtapes or anything, but diplo is a legit exception, his hollertronix style of mixing & his eclectic choices constantly have your head turning in awe, this mix is no different & in fact, is much better than some of his other recent mixes. still, it's no Florida

finally, we'll end with what nick diamonds from the unicorns is doing lately; Human Highway presents "Moody Motorcycle". this record is kind of like what would happen if the unicorns tried to do a folk kind of record. i'm still not all the way through it, as i did just happen to find a new diplo mix maybe an hour after grabbing the human highway cd, so i cant be a total critic on it, but i'll say this about that: the human highway cd is ten and a half times better than arms way by islands by the FOURTH TRACK. so SUCK ON THAT JAIME.

i think i'll have to give it another good listen later on to give a better review, but yes, seek this record out as it is very nice to listen to. then again, every record i wrote about today is nice to listen to EXCEPT arms way by islands.


OKAY THATS IT GET THE FUCK OUT.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

i'm still using this thing guys

no one reads this shit, who gives a fuck.

so i've been listening to stuff that isnt girl talk lately. let's review:



also



&



but i dont even want to talk about these records [for the record the second one is arms way by islands, which is barely even that good, the first record was much, much better [but still not nearly as great as the unicorns].

lately i've been listening to mountain goats bootlegs as i got some "new" ones, very happy about that, friends are important.

okay, since i cant really talk much more about that [go see the mountain goats live & even if you didnt like a record or certain songs you will have a new appreciation for them] i guess i'll go ahead & write something about this bike is a pipe bomb.

it's funny considering the bands name that they're folk punk, with an almost swing/dance hall kind of vibe. lyrically they're fun & upbeat, positive music for sure, i mean, just take a listen to "Depression". most of the songs are barely 2 and a half minutes & the last song is a mere 55 seconds long, but in every song they manage to pack a whole lot of great music & still leave you wanting to hear the next track.


this furry on a message board somewhere in outer space gave some people his breakcore-beat-to-fuck-toss in a toilet homage to happy hardcore & it was pretty excellent, short tracks, dancy as fuck, & loud. tracks like "am i the only person to notice goths listen to happy hardcore?" & "trapped under a hoover" are just really excellent in an hey check it out it's like breakcore decided to not only rape gabba, but skullfuck the shit out of happy hardcore.


OKAY I'M DONE YOU CAN ALL GO HOME SHOWS FUCKING OVER.

Monday, June 23, 2008

this is how you make them like you

okay kids, it's time.

time for...
my review of FEED THE ANIMALS

ayo this beat is bananas.

girl talk has done it again, children. this time offering up a strange take on "variety". the samples are all fresh, but a giant portion of them are rap samples. this isnt a bad thing, as the songs typically work better "girl-talk-ized" than they do regularly. the record itself is absolutely epic. i guess you could say he's following a formula he started on night ripper, but this record is different than night ripper in different ways. he goes back to certain roots on this record that were virtually nonexistent on night ripper [ie: "i wish that i had jessies girl/but i'd rather get some head" is very reminiscent of secret diary & 'what ifff': "what if god was a hood rat chick?"]. Glitchboxing also came back in this one very "unstoppable" of him.

obviously it's one big clusterfuck of pop-culture & dance music, though there are plenty of surprising samples that will have you going "huh...?"


i havent stopped listening to this one pretty much since thursday & it's just awesome, the end.

time for me to come through & shut the club down

xx

Friday, June 20, 2008

i'm one with my lip gloss

that's probably the reason all these boys got crushes.

this is for lannik

Thursday, June 19, 2008

girl talk - feed the animals review

last.fm recently played tracks:


that big gap of time indicates time i was out & about listening to it, as well as working & unfortunately not listening to it.

A++++++++ would listen a million times as it just gets better.

shut the club down OR nothing compares to you OR FEED THE ANIMALS

whats up bitches? 8D

oh that's right, new girl talk joint in this bitch. i've yet to listen to the whole thing yet, but it's basically the most amazing thing i've ever heard. obviously trumping the fuck out of night ripper & any other girl talk-esque mashups of late [bangfest, fake girl talk leaks, etc]. the first track has a little of everything: walk it out, we're not gonna take it, nothing compares to you. it's basically a giant party inside my computer.

illegal art has it fo' free [or if you'd like you can pay whatever the hell you want] right heeeere: http://www.illegalart.com

also, if it's more convenient, you can hit up http://www.myspace.com/girltalkmusic & stream it there.

some lovely people have already started to pick out the samples he's using, you can give that a look-see if you dont mind spoilers right hereee: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed_The_Animals (fyi, i added a sample in there :D)

okay i'm going to listen to this a million time & eventually i'll have a full reviewish for y'alls.

Monday, June 16, 2008

clever title for a 'heavy' entry or lol this music weighs a ton.

first i'd just like to go completely off topic & say that starbucks has released a sonic youth greatest hits [picked by people like mike d, flea, beck, cathrine keener * chloe sevigny] album & basically its the best introduction to sonic youth out there.


okay on with the show. it's 8:48 in the morning & i figured i'd go ahead & listen to & write about some heavy "wake the fuck up" music. we'll start with my boy venetian snares & his latest effort. as far as snares go, it's been a while since we've gotten anything really new as far as long players go. thats not to say that stuff like hospitality & pink+green arent that great or anything [i am saying cavalcade was kind of a waste], its just that the hungarian titled record & my downfall are two human years apart from each other & while they are both completely awesome records, they sound pretty similar, almost predictable if you will.



detrimentalist is nothing like that. this is venetian snares completely displaying his range. this is a dance record, but when i say dance you have to realize what i mean is mosh to fuck & hit everyone around you. the only track that even remotely follows funks new trend of break-scoring is the 9 & a half minute epic "miss balaton" which is more reminiscent of "martys tardis" than anything on rossz or my downfall. that being said "circle pit" is more of what i thought cavalcade was going to be. extremely heavy jungle beats & amen breaks with the typical hoovers & other screechy synths & instead of the high pitched chipmunk singing some silly love song we've got MCs telling you almost how to react to the song. in lamens terms, if snares ever decided to make happy hardcore/rave music.

something interesting & never really defined by snares is the intros or build ups to his songs. on rossz & my downfall those were all pretty apparent, but for the most part a lot of his work sometimes will just start & rip your face off & other times you'll have to wait for it. this record is more or less venetian snares making that waiting enjoyable instead of tense & dark [think find candace]. a lot of the breaks on this record are completely generic to the jungle sound, but snares will still manage to throw in some surprises, which is why i liked mr funk in the first place.

all in all it's a pretty solid record, definitely the best snares i've heard all year, but then again this is only his first release this year. tonight in new york mr aaron funk[adelic] will be preforming at the knitting factory in nyc, this is the first time he's come within a couple hundred miles, if that, of me in the entire time i've listened to him & there is no way in hell i will be able to make the show. sadness. maybe this will open him up to playing more shows/venues in the future, but who knows. instead of just giving you niggas this album samples can be found on his myspace.


next up we've got hell songs by daughters.

woooo daughters yeah providence hardcore woooooooooooooo! hey bitches, do you like the locust? yeah i didnt think so. you'll love daughters! daughters is almost like the locust with the kook factor turned down. experimental spaz hardcore, good to see they're really coming into their own. mind you seeing them at the living room with the piss drunk lead singer making fun of the crowd & generally being a total toolbox isnt really the best introduction to daughters. this record however is a very excellent introduction to daughters. completely heavy & aggressive but with some serious emotion put into it. the lead singer makes it a little hard to understand the lyrics at all times but not nearly as bad as the blood brothers... so... take that as you will.

heavy as fuck music, my friends. some standout tracks are "recorded inside a pyramid" & "providence by gas light" but for the most part the entire album pretty much stands out from each individual track, this album manages to have a good amount of diversity in the 23 minutes it plays for. & once more, samples can be found on myspace.


AND THATS ALL SH'WROTE

*CRASH*

xoxx

Saturday, June 14, 2008

the hype train & what you should know about it.

Girl Talk has a new "jam" on his 'space as of yesterday. that might mean i'm not the first to blog about this, which in turn might mean i am jumping on a hype train or bandwagon. either way, girl talks new song is like if he got together with merzbow & just lounged the fuck out.

someone described it as sounding something like secret diary, if it were smoother, but i'm failing to see the connection. i fully believe & endorse the fact that girl talk is the savior of music the world has been waiting for all these years, so whatever it is he's going to do it's going to be okay.

i've got to go ahead & assume that this is some sort of intro to the record, as near the end you hear a very slowed down [think of chopped & screwed remixes] line repeating over & over "girl talk, girl talk, girl talk" this means christ is rising again & he's taking us all to the disco to dance like assholes... or, is girl talk going back to his roots? is he sick of the giant fanbase he's grown in the small amount of time that night ripper has been rocking colleges, cars, parties, bedrooms & headphones for the past few years now.

granted, girl talk was pretty bandwagon for me, i ended up hearing of him when i went to visit a friend at school & it was all him & his roommates were listening to. not long after that i attended my first girl talk show & man oh man was it awesome. i also heard dan deacon that night & my life changed. 4realzies.

but i'm straying away from the topic at hand... why is girl talk getting noisy? maybe it's some kind of storm before the party effect he's going for? maybe he just wants to be an asshole & release a free cd that wont appeal to the masses like night ripper did [seriously if he's doing this it makes me just want to give him a big hug]. maybe this is all a joke & the new cd will sound exactly like night ripper & while it'll be nice to have something new, it will still get old & wither & die as far as enjoyment goes.

that's because to really appreciate & enjoy girl talk you need to make it a point to see him in concert. oh, the sweat. think about the biggest party you'll ever go to, you & oh i dont know, a couple hundred strangers, crammed on to the stage of whatever venue girl talk happens to be murdering that night, dancing around & generally having the time of your life, while in the front girl talk is hunched over his laptop, a swarm of people dancing around him, mixing & matching live in concert, taking dance breaks to engage the crowd, this is how girl talk is meant to be heard.

with that in mind good weather for airstrikes, another music blogish place happens to have, free for download, a very outstanding girl talk live mix.

i wont say much about this mix as i believe that the only words for it are absolutely incredible. i will however say this about the new "song", girl talk, if you're thinking about diving into the glitch/noise world, you might want to consider letting your 40,000+ fans know, otherwise you're definitely going to piss some people off. if thats what you're going for, then sir, i applaud you. the idea i've had forever has to been get this one really catchy poppy single & get famous for it. then release the rest of the album as some sort of accapella grindcore shiz.

& if this really is the apocalypse & girl talk is going to delve into the seedy underbelly of electronic music that is known as noise, there are still musicians out there making similar music, obviously. mashups, as i said are immensely popular these days & everyone seems to be doing them. as far as mashup mixtapes go here are two amazing ones.

first up, we have bangfest by ludachrist. BEFORE YOU ALL GET UPPITY & START TO TELL ME HOW GIRL TALK IS SUPERIOR please please please just listen to this the whole way through. ludachrist somehow manages to mash anything with anything with almost the same ease & smooth transitioning as girl talk. lots of glitchy beatboxing during the course of this mix, which if you've ever heard "unstoppable" by girl talk you'll know is one of the cooler forms of sampling others.

lots of wu-tang, lil jon, daft punk, & some other artists. 50 cent + the legend of zelda, three 6 mafia + the power of love + the rocky theme. busta rhymes + ghostbusters. seriously, need i say more? download this & the next 42 minutes of your life will be the hottest party ever.


download this & SELL IT FOR CA$HHH


& finally, we have diplo. diplo diplo diplo. i've got nothing to say about this man, or his latest mix "fuzzy peach" other than its absolutely wonderful & you should download it right now


thats all for now, ttysoon
xoxx

Friday, June 13, 2008

obligitory introductory post about something

i've kept an online journal of my personal life for far too long now.

now is the time to actually give something new a shot. this blog as you will refer to it is here to serve a few purposes, but the main one is to turn you, the reader, onto some great new [or old] music. the only problem here is that defining genres was never really my thing, so i wont really be doing that. everything i listen to is indie, emo, hip hop, gangster rap, dance, eurobeat, glitch, breakcore, two step, pop, pop, pop, house, garbage, awesome.


since this is the first post here & i'm dying for some content here is my first review:

stuntrock presents:
regret instruction manual volume 1:
questions & answers for the insecure youth.


if you know anything about william flegal, aka stuntrock you know one thing, he's a fan of movies & obscurity. this record is him taking that to the next level. harsh, noisy beats creating a soundtrack to a world in which a man falls apart through samples from movies & television. 90% of the time you can barely tell where he's getting these clips, but they all work towards setting the mood & details of this pseudo story he's telling with others words.

regret instruction manual was to be a zine like thing in which stuntrock could do pretty much whatever he wanted [as well as release some dope ass music] the first volume came with a book & some stickers. volumes 2 & 3 also came with similar things of better quality. some would say the music is of better quality as well, but i'd beg to differ. regret volume one is raw. it's the closest thing you're going to get to the metal/screamo stuff in electronic form. it's as if stuntrock decided one day, i'm going to make this record, it's going to be breakcore & everything, but it will appeal to the indie/emo scene. if this had taken off, he really would have accomplished those goals. either way, the music is quite possibly some of the most undefinable music in the free world. i'm not going to spoil the tracklist & post it here, with that said i am going to tell you of some breakthrough tracks of the album. "we'll see what's so fucking funny when i'm fucking dead" is the opener on this musical car-crashing-rollercoaster-trainwreck of a mood setter. opening to domestic violence a light piano tune kicks in, moments later the song breaks into heavy world & you're all over this horrible relationship with this terrible man. for almost the entire song the piano is a present part of the music which mostly consists of harsh & noisy drum samples. "afraid of everything & so on (including the future & knowledge of self)" starts off very strange, but as long as you can take the time to let it set in you will hear the symphony of this song. this record is a bad times record & is meant to be listened to during those bad times, but this song here is where it's at, dope ass stuntrock beats all over the place.

you wont REGRET it.



next up, lets get happy.
mashups are incredibly popular lately, even though it's a technique thats been used for so many years now. i understand the whole girl talk phenomenon because i'm pretty sure girl talk is the new musical savior, here to save music for everyone. so where am i going with this? well i guess what do you suppose would happen if someone decided to do a mashup mixtape featuring indie-pitchfork type stuff & obviously gangster rap?


150mb / 320cbr
SUPER MEGA TRACKLIST


okay, that's all i've got for now.
i'll try & keep this place fresh every couple of days or so.